This digest compiles the latest from Wired.
Today’s Wired Roundup
‘Crimson Desert’ Is a Cat Dad Simulator
Step into the shoes of the strongest, goodest boy in a game that is beautiful, baffling, and impossible to put down.
Zuvi ColorBox Review: A Hair Dye Printer That Struggles
11 Apr 2026, 12:11 pm by Louryn Strampe
This hair dye printer promises hundreds of shades. It couldn’t even manage two.
MacBook Neo vs. MacBook Air: Which One Should You Buy?
11 Apr 2026, 11:30 am by Luke Larsen
After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.
Best Electric Cargo Bikes (2026): Urban Arrow, Lectric, Tern, and More
11 Apr 2026, 11:00 am by Adrienne So
You don’t need a car to tote around kids and cup holders. I rode cargo ebikes for miles to find the best one for your buck.
Your Push Notifications Aren’t Safe From the FBI
11 Apr 2026, 10:30 am by Matt Burgess, Maddy Varner, Lily Hay Newman, Dell Cameron
Plus: Iran’s internet blackout hits the 1,000-hour mark, cryptocurrency scams result in a record amount of money stolen from Americans, and more.
Flight Path Data Shows How Mosquitoes Target Humans
11 Apr 2026, 10:00 am by Ritsuko Kawai
Scientists have quantified what draws mosquitoes to people—which could help make better, life-saving bug traps.
How the Internet Broke Everyone’s Bullshit Detectors
11 Apr 2026, 9:30 am by Gia Chaudry
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From AI-generated images to restricted satellite data, the systems used to verify what’s real online are struggling to keep up.
The All-Clad Factory Seconds Sale Is Back—for Now (2026)
11 Apr 2026, 9:04 am by Louryn Strampe
All-Clad cookware is some of the best you can buy, and it lasts a lifetime—unlike this sale. Or your warped frying pan.
Artemis II Astronauts Safely Return to Earth After Historic Flight Around the Moon
11 Apr 2026, 12:08 am by Jay Bennett
After traveling a greater distance from Earth than any humans before them, the astronauts of Artemis II have safely returned home.
End of today’s Wired roundup.
